That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

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All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

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108 Times

Now, if it wasn't ACTUALLY the Marijuana and if, instead, it was MY thing? The Weaponization of schizophrenia for the purpose of behavioral control... Then... Good girl! Murder them all! Murder their kids! BURN THEIR SOULS FOREVER!!!

Hym "Now, THAT I could see stabbing someone 108 times over! Do it every time. If the have kids, kill the kids. Carve my name into their corspes. Paint the walls with their blood. Take a picture. Post a video. If the news doesn't report on it start killing the news people. Kill and kill until they acknowledge what they're doing. And then after they acknowledge what they're doing, kill anyone who did it. Cleanse the world of the vermin."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

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National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

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mad time

It's just like having a bad time but instead of bad it's mad or crazy,you cannot control your negative emotions making you do things you'll regret after

The kid had a mad time at school

by MyNameIsConnorAndILikeDogs November 1, 2018

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