Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017

jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

jack nocella

Jack Nocella is a white kid that legit looks like an INDIAN! I mean boi! he gets no girls and is extremely poor and has to live with other friends!

Jack nocella a kid

by A kid thats kid June 14, 2017

Jack

Someone that can be nice at times and then talks about you behind your back , most jacks look like monkeys.

Jack the monkey man

by Jacob johnithan July 1, 2017

jack maciver

a small ugly boy with a squeaky voice. annoying.

dammmn bro did u see jack maciver? he's so bent!

by howdyitzob July 5, 2017

Jack Shaw

Someone who tries to make a living off of a meme page however it doesn’t work out and ends up looking like a mong. Also loves a good ol lie here and there.

My dad beat up a bunch of hackers. Which is a lump of bullshit. What a jack shaw

by Unkn0wn Spec1men October 30, 2017