one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.

Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.

by jsd9632 December 5, 2011

The Only One I Know

The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes

The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

One-sided coin fallacy

One-sided coin fallacy occurs when a person only looks at one side of things, hence ¨one-sided coin fallacy¨. It occurs when someone argues that an action can exist while being completely oblivious that said action must have an opposite reaction.

Person A: Why are governments so stupid man? They can just raise the minimum wage to get rid of poverty.

Person B: Lol, that´s a one-sided coin fallacy. You can´t only look at the minimum wage going up, you also need to realize that companies paying more on wages will just make all their products more expensive.

by @Junes December 4, 2022

One Man Bukkake Show

(n.) won•mæn•boo•kock•key•sh•oh | One Man Bukkake Show: almost like a type of reverse gangbang where as instead of several people bending over one person, it’s one person bending over several people.

—— *can be used as a metaphor

(n.) a victory against great odds

“Damn, he rolled up on all y’all & just went full one One Man Bukkake Show & shut all y’all down by himself”

“Damn, he rolled up on y’all & just came so much on all y’all’s faces it was the amount of like 10 men! He’s a One Man Bukkake Show!”

by amicusknox August 26, 2023

one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.

"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."

by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023

another one bites the chickenitos

When someone commits suicide, usually used with air fryer related suicides.

Man 1: Hey did you hear about John? He was found dead in his bathtub holding a chickenitos.
Man 2: Another one bites the chickenitos

by Bonacim December 20, 2020