egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

do me a large

a cooler way to say do me a solid

Do me a large and and cover my shift over the weekend cause I'm a nurse.

by rianbrob July 13, 2017

sight me up

when someone tests you or looks at you in a negative way, so you threaten them.

Girl, sight me up one more time and I swear to little baby Jesus we shall fight.

by imtoocool4school August 10, 2017

don’t elk me

the process of elking your friend it’s much like milking a cow but w a human

Nicole: i will elk you
Kamerin: don’t elk me

by dumb pollinna February 27, 2019

Leave Me Audi

Euphemism for “Leave me out of this”

Friend: Aye bro, I wanna break up with my girlfriend, should I?

You: Nah fam, she’s your girl and it’s your life. Leave me Audi

by RealityUnfold March 14, 2019

Don’t hit me

This is when a girl is trying to low-key tell you to wear a codom, it means that you aren’t hitting her with your semen

Come here but don’t hit me

by Darryl lee March 19, 2019

she’s watching me

Help

Me, home alone at midnight: I can hear her breathing. I can sense she’s near. I see shadows and think it’s her. I think I can smell her too. It’s disgusting, like rotting flesh. Help. She’s watching me.

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 5, 2019