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5th of november 

The 5th of november is national cucumber pet day. On the 5th of november, you have to give your pet a cucumber (a whole one) or your pet will summon the devil
«DUDE! My pet legit summoned the devil just now
«Did you give them a cucumber?»
«Why would i do that?»
«Because it is the 5th of november of course!! No wonder»
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No Nut November 

When a small dick white don’t jerk off for a month
Jacky’s dick got smaller because he didn’t have sex/jack off he failed No Nut November
No Nut November by Bocukf68 November 7, 2019

Memes Day - November 14th 

The day where all memes are relevent
"That isn't a meme anymore"
"Yeah but it's Memes Day - November 14th"

Knock up November

It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.
Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible
Knock up November by Jason fastcome November 11, 2019

No nut November 

No but November other wise know as the (hell month) by most boys is when you are not allowed to nut for the entire month of you “fail”
Sheldon:did you fail no nut November already?
Cristian:Yea man sorry I couldn’t halo my self

No nut November 

*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER
No nut November by Jackson prock November 17, 2019

No Nut November 

or NNN the month all the dudes hate bu we appreciate. this is the month you can get your horny ass husband/ bf off ur back.
No Nut November by baby_kay480 November 21, 2019