Best Friends With Benefits 

The act of being "best friends" with someone of the opposite gender and having a romantic relationship without actually making a commitment to one another.
Sort of like "sex buddies" for middle schoolers. Or a "one night stand" for an extended period of time.

Friend of one of the two peoples involved- "Hey are you two dating?"
Both- "No, we're just best friends with benefits."

Best Friends With Benefits by Tyler McKinlen September 22, 2011

Fried Chicken 

A superior method of preparing chicken for consumption. Commonly associated with bad health.

Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"

Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."

Fried Chicken by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

Lets Be Friends 

Something that is extremely painful, and also happens to girls. The worst excuse for a break-up known to the world today. This is commonly used when the person in question has no legitimate reason to break up with you, as it will usually stun you so much that you will be unable to ask for an explination.

Also, in many opinions, a cuntish thing to do.

Boy: Can we just be friends? I don't think this is going to work...

Girl: ... sure... *PAIN* (This conversation would likely be followed by tears, and a month of depression. "Lets be friends? Nooooo!")

Lets Be Friends by The Electromancer January 12, 2008

Friends once removed 

When you used to be friends with someone, then you stopped being friends, but eventually became friends again.

Three months after the break up, I decided I wanted to be friends once removed with Ted.

Friends once removed by pimpeasy November 19, 2009

Frienderbate 

When you masturbate with or with your friends while talking about sexual scenes. When a guy frienderbates he masturbates with his friends while talking about girls he had sex with or girls he wants to have sex with. When a person calls a guy a "Frienderbater" the guy will find it offensive and kick you in the penis. If you tell that to a girl a girl will kick you in the vagina.

Tim: Hey Lucia what did you do yesterday? You didnt respond my text until 26 minutes. Lucia: oh. I was frienderbating with Ann and Nikki Tim: oh. o.o .. well i frienderbate too *lies*

Frienderbate by LOLlamaz_1 September 25, 2010

friendtimate 

Used to define a 'friends with benefits' situation. Describing the act of being involved with someone that is less than a significant other but more than a friend.

Is that guy your friend or your boyfriend?

Were more than friends but he's not my boyfriend- were just 'friendtimate'

friendtimate by T. Simmons November 8, 2010

Friends-in-Law 

Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.

"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."

Friends-in-Law by girl on fire November 27, 2011