Having a Snow Day

While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.

Optional additional action

1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.

2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.

Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.

by Hollywood Chan January 14, 2010

Titties Is Out Day

A day of unseasonably warm weather following a lengthy stretch of cold weather that causes women to overcompensate by wearing unusually revealing or form-fitting clothing, thus accentuating their breasts and allowing men to see them for the first time in weeks or months.

The first warm day of spring at my college campus was the biggest Titties Is Out Day of the year.

by DCDLM July 20, 2008

30-day trial

A cheap tactic used by shareware makers involving a limited- or full use- period of thirty (30) days in which you can find out if you actually want to use the product. Generally, software with a 30-day trial period is not worth downloading, although there are some exceptions.

"Did you see that thing on Download.com?"
"Oh, you mean the Sea Turtles Paradise?"
"Yeah. It had a 5-day trial so it must be better than that other one that had a 30-day trial!"
"fo' shizzle my nizzle!"

by Kevin Smith April 17, 2004

hump day date

When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.

When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.

by humpdaydayta January 21, 2010

urban word of the day

contemptuous sarcasm of utter pointlessness

idiot 1. i've got a new pen
idiot 2. man thats got to be the urban word of the day

by blobfish August 9, 2008

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

by CW Day Association July 12, 2009

modern day man

A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.

Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.

by Nic123456 June 25, 2007