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Wet Fart

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.
Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!
by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021
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Fart Palace

Where the farts of people, whom think their shit doesn't stink, reside.
Jesse has so many farts just sitting on thrones inside her fart palace.
by Scarbum Gordini April 24, 2014
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Fart Nickel Butt

When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt
Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!

Fart Nickel Butt
by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024
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Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!
by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016
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Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
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Fart

An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.
Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.
by HisNameIsSheep December 20, 2024
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