blindfolded cum-tasting 

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.

Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!

blindfolded cum-tasting by USAF Cadet July 3, 2021

Manipulating cum gargling whore bucket

A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.

My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.

Manipulating cum gargling whore bucket by oliver stiff November 16, 2010

Ghost Cum

When you ejaculate without an erection, & without noticing.

Boys, I just had a ghost cum while getting a lap dance. Didn't even notice until I left

Ghost Cum by GANTO August 24, 2015

basket of cum

1. Literally, a soggy mesh basket of ejaculated semen.

2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.

1. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."

3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."

basket of cum by basket of cum May 23, 2010

tears of cum 

When a guy ejaculates into someones nose and it comes out their tear gland, looking like cum tears.

She cried tears of cum last night after I came up her nose.

tears of cum by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010

cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

cafe-au-cum by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet 

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021