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Air Force Cadet Cum Diet
The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
Air Force Cadet Cum Diet by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021
Dark Cum
When you shit out your dick hole. Dark Cum only comes out of your dick when you are jacking off and feel like you have to shit. When you feel like you are cumming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your dick. This mysterious chocolate liquid is really Dark Cum. Dark Cum usually occurs after eating lots of Chinese food.
Grant got super horny and started jacking off to a naked chick named Brooke making chocolate sauce. After jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to cum. He looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his dick and screams,"Shit! Dark Cum is going all over my leather assless chaps!"
Dark Cum by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 25, 2008
ear cum
That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007
hot glue pre-cum
Seen when a small glob of hot glue that comes out when the hot glue gun has become hot enough. Often not expected and leaves a mess on the counter.
hot glue pre-cum by luckytyger December 30, 2009