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Mom

The most strictest parent around when your on a date she goes with u
I’m going on a date with u oh ok my mom is going
by Hunter416 September 7, 2019
mugGet the Mommug.

ur mom

ur mom.
ur mom is hot.
by peepee asss June 21, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

ur mom is gay
yes gay i said she is ur mom
by Gratzia Ballz December 31, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*
by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019
mugGet the You're moms facemug.

Fucking everyone and their mom

Chad's a fucking sigma. He's fucking everyone and their mom!
by kai69420 April 15, 2022
mugGet the Fucking everyone and their mommug.

Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021
mugGet the Hockey mommug.

Tetos Mom

The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.
Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.
by Tetos mom May 14, 2022
mugGet the Tetos Mommug.

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