Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019

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Penis Hut

A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)

My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut

by Ass_eating_101 December 29, 2015

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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020

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Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

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