Give It To The Ones Who Smoked

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.

Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.

by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.

I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

by HereticHenry May 9, 2019

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

by Ddock my d May 21, 2017

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016

chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012