literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
by hannybananyjackaroniandcheese May 20, 2023
Get the Jack and Hannah mug.A great guy with a range of women to pick from. Gets laid very often but some turn him down because he has a huge penis.he is currently dating one of America’s populars girls Madison ray and has a lot of hot chicks to come in the future.
Jack is a legend
by Jonnnnny sins December 24, 2021
Get the Jack mug.On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
by pussyfairy May 2, 2022
Get the National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. mug.by Spewylouie October 9, 2020
Get the Jack hamer mug.the best person to ever exist. if you know a jack please go tell him he is the best. you will never meet someone like him. he is so caring and kind and you can always go to him to talking about anything. be grateful if you know a jack <3.
jack is the best.
by user382038483 July 28, 2022
Get the jack mug.Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.
by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016
Get the Jack Batty mug.Jack. The friend you’ve always been looking for. He never gets in trouble he never fails a test or November. He loves helping other people. He loves watching MR.beast, pewdiepie, and JEB25 on YouTube. All the girls love him and he makes great music. If you are a girl you should date Jack. If you are a guy you shouldn’t date Jack but always listen to everything he says so maybe one day you can tell your grandchildren about the story of the coolest man alive.
by Joe.is.hot November 23, 2019
Get the Jack mug.