An underage bartender who loves to get people drunk so he can peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of people when intoxicated.
by Doggernot September 8, 2021
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Unlike sippin' lean with this you would drink something that encourages heart disease or diabetes like supersaturated sugar water.
Unlike sippin' lean with this you would drink something that encourages heart disease or diabetes like supersaturated sugar water.
Person 1 "What you drinking? You seem kind of out of it. Are you sippin' lean? You're at cousins funeral for fucks sake."
Person 2 "Look I decided to try to drink a liter or bacon grease mixed with maple syrup and butter because I hate myself and am ready to die.".
Person 1 "Hehe same... well, keep sippin' fat bro. Peace out."
Person 2 "Look I decided to try to drink a liter or bacon grease mixed with maple syrup and butter because I hate myself and am ready to die.".
Person 1 "Hehe same... well, keep sippin' fat bro. Peace out."
by PaperArmor January 23, 2019
Get the sippin' fat mug.The scurge of eating large amounts of food while trying to lose weight. It is not physically feasable and many women and even some men will ask do these jeans make my butt look big....no bitch you a fat ass
by Selfconsciousfatass April 18, 2018
Get the fat diet mug.Bfb: noun, (B-F-B) - arguably the worlds first bro toddler, universally renowned as the greatest drink toast champion of all time and party ambassador. (Commonly associated w/the KOS) also see escape artist, also see Cookie Monster slayer
by Dblax August 26, 2022
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in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.
This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.
This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.
by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021
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Get the Fat cat day mug.ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
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