Double-Mixer

When an individual, who, already in possession of a single phallus, be it real or artificial, dons a second phallus in order to have penetrative sex with both phalli at the same time.

Baby, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

Hey ladies, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

J-Double

A threesome sex-position for female-female-male

it's where a male lays down, and has female #1 ride their dick, and female #2 rides their face as they get ate out.

Then midway the two females switch positions.

Buddy #1: "So what did you do today?"

Buddy #2: "Oh I had some girls over."

Buddy #1: "okayyy I see youuu"

Buddy #2: "Yessirrr, gave them bitches the J-Double."

by JObatala May 28, 2022

Double L

Loyal Link. When you have a sneaky link who is faithful.

“I wish Billy was my double L”

by Queen Anastasia April 15, 2024

A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman with a pair of used wool socks as condoms.

She has to do her laundry after receiving A Double Muskee.

by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

double-faced entendre

Hi Joe, you use this to say Hi Joe
Hi joe hello Double-faced entendre Hi Joe

Hi joe: double-faced entendre
Joe: double-faced entendre
Hi Joe

by Heyyy Joe June 23, 2021