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As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament
He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!
by Biglump March 5, 2012
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puppy-dog book

A used book (overall condition unimportant) that an avid reader "rescues" from a library sale, used-bookstore, clearance shelf, or home of a downsizing relative, without any immediate need for it but in the fear it will be pulped otherwise. The term puppy-dog comes from the similarity to rescuing an animal and taking it home to a house already full of cats and dogs, for fear it would otherwise be euthanized.
"Did you really need to buy DISCOURSES ON LIVY by Niccolo Machiavelli?"
"Well . . . it's a puppy-dog book to me. It's a good clean copy, it was cheap, eventually I may find time to read it, and most of all I couldn't bear the idea of it hitting the recycling bin and sent to print heaven."
by al-in-chgo August 4, 2016
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Hen doggy dog

Look at that hen doggy dog with those big nips. Aren’t they juicy
by Big nips fc admin January 9, 2021
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Weak Gutted Dog

The slur Canberra Raiders head coach Ricky Stuart used to describe Penrith Panthers Five-Eighth Jaeman Salmon
by Ch4rlie August 16, 2022
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alaskan chilli dog

The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.
Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?

Trott- No, what the fuck is that?

Ross - Well, let me tell you...
by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014
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Hot Dog Flu

When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.
Guy 1: “I think I have the stomach flu.”
Guy 2: “No, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think it’s just hot dog flu.”
by PS1Hagrid September 9, 2019
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bella the vegan dog

the goodest girl in the history of existence itself
1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?
by jai_jacman August 31, 2021
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