You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀
.... consensually ofc 👀
Her: I have a B&E kink
Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪
Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**
Her:**Still up studying for an exam**
9-1-1 what's your emergency
Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪
Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**
Her:**Still up studying for an exam**
9-1-1 what's your emergency
by $PayNique15 July 28, 2022

E is supreme, E is the one true god and our holy leader. E is all and we are E's followers. To pray to E you must recite the following:
Praise be to the great E
Praise be to our lord and saviour the great E
Praise be to our protector and champion the great E-Emperor
Praise be to our guide and prophet the great Senaga Shen
Praise be to our knights, protectors and guardiands the great Knights of E
Praise be to all who follow the great E from e-quires to the great E-Emperor
All hail the great E
Emen
The Knights of E are it's guardians and the E-emperor and E-propeht are it's leaders
Praise be to the great E
Praise be to our lord and saviour the great E
Praise be to our protector and champion the great E-Emperor
Praise be to our guide and prophet the great Senaga Shen
Praise be to our knights, protectors and guardiands the great Knights of E
Praise be to all who follow the great E from e-quires to the great E-Emperor
All hail the great E
Emen
The Knights of E are it's guardians and the E-emperor and E-propeht are it's leaders
by Baileygunner June 1, 2020

The almost daily frustration which comes from managing our e-tech which is supposed to free up time through efficiency and simplicity of device, app, program. Lol
by Frank Id April 4, 2023

by Bigislandgrown!# October 18, 2019

When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.
by programmin May 18, 2024
