One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.

by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014

One ear out the other

Pretty much, you hear what they say but you really dont care, and you usually forget pretty quickly.

Person A: Damn this math class is boring.
Person B: I know right! This all goes one ear out the other for me.

by The_HMan October 16, 2021

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal December 1, 2013

one hand sack basket

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.

Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.

by Anonomous11001 June 9, 2011

another one bites the chickenitos

When someone commits suicide, usually used with air fryer related suicides.

Man 1: Hey did you hear about John? He was found dead in his bathtub holding a chickenitos.
Man 2: Another one bites the chickenitos

by Bonacim December 20, 2020

one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.

"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."

by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023