homeless chicken

Cage free chickens

Me: "Are these eggs from homeless chickens"?
Hipster: sir?

by Masterbaudering October 21, 2023

rotisserie chicken strategy

The implementation of a Rotisserie Chicken strategy, also recognized as a loss leader strategy, involves the deliberate offering of a product or service at a price point that does not yield profitability in and of itself. This particular pricing approach is strategically adopted with the overarching goal of attracting a burgeoning influx of new customers. Furthermore, the underlying rationale extends beyond the initial transaction, as it aims to cultivate and capitalize on subsequent opportunities to vend additional products and services to this expanded customer base.

Tom: How is selling $1 tacos on Tuesday still viable in this economy?

Frank: They are using the rotisserie chicken strategy to drive new customers to their business.

by whatmodern October 24, 2023

chicken bum

when someone is being a dickhead you call them a chicken bum

"you're a chicken bum"

by chickenbums October 29, 2023

Chicken wing that

Chicken wing that, or 'Chicken wing that too' is a mispronunciation of ''She can swing that''. Ended up becoming a way for people with brain rot to either greet each other or tell each other they agree.

''Yeah, chicken wing that too for real!''

by Aldmerian November 6, 2023

chicken mcnuggets

tasty thing from maccas

Guy: i wanna go get some chicken mcnuggets from maccas
Other Guy: ok sure

by thatguyuwu November 6, 2023

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

Bubble chicken

WHEN YOU WRAP A CHICKEN IN BUBBLE WRAP AND THEN POP IT WITH YOUR DICK RAHHH MURICA

DUDE 1: HEY MY DOOD ILY JUST FYI WANNA DO LIKE.... BUBBLE CHICKEN TN ;)\
DUDE 2: TOTALLY TUBULAR MY GUY ILYT ILL BE THE CHICKEN WINK WINK

DUDE 3: LET ME JOIN MY DOODS ILL BE THE BUBBLE WRSP DARLINGS
DUDE 1 AND 2 : NAH BRO BRING YOU OWN CHICKEN

DUDE 3: AW MAN

by KFC CHICKEN 1843456789087 November 14, 2023