New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror

1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.

by _emmv_ March 31, 2025

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.

by Danlod June 14, 2017

New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.

A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"

by aaa241 September 16, 2015

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

new polynomer's city

the worst place on discord ever

new polynomer's city is hell on discord!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!38283{33{38¥{_2…<_<…_<…_<…5<5…7<5…7<5^7^5<7^57<^57<5^7<^57<

by Ilbeity December 4, 2023

New R

New R is a term used to describe MP3 File’s from the artist formally known as Juice WRLD (Real name Jarad Anthony Higgins).

Bibby: 2 New R Dropped. Meaning 2 New MP3 files had surfaced.

by New Juice R November 17, 2023

Good New Democrat

A person you can count on to be there when you need them.

Karl Riley.

Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.

by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024