hot sausage pocket

A vagina that is ready and waiting.

yo my girl was so horny, she just wanted me to fill her hot sausage pocket.

by biggestredd November 2, 2009

Hot Girl Complex

A girl or girls who think they are piping hot when they are out. Standing around holding their drinks looking around, never engaging in conversation first. Don't even think about looking like you are having a good time, it's all about being hot & being cool.

"It's like she has hot girl complex, she didn't say one word to me" "Oh she has hot girl complex, that's why she looked depressed all night"

by jackiebluejean May 26, 2018

hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012

hot topic kid

An annoying immature preteen, teenager or young adult who thinks its cool to shop at hot topic and does so souly for that reason. They buy band tees of bands they've never even heard of, and think that wearing wristbands with posessed cartoons on them is all there is to life. Most will eventually grow out of this horrible stage of adolescence but some never do. Sad, but very true.

So I was in the mall, and all of a sudden I see this group of hot topic kids swarming around one of those kiosks that sold shirts with sarcastic messages printed across the front. It was like a swarm of flies on a dead carcas. Discusting.

by Devin<3 July 3, 2006

Big Hot Pastrami

When you wiggle your dick at someone while in a car. Sometimes to excite the driver or sexual partner, while at other times, to piss off other drivers.

Dude, did she that hot bitch? Yeah, give her the big hot pastrami!

by Thomps August 30, 2006

louisiana hot pocket

For a man to take a shit in a girl's vagina.

He had himself a Louisiana hot pocket last night. *wink wink*

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Alaskan Hot Pocket

The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom. At this point, the condom containing the feces is placed in a freezer, and is to remain there until the stool filled condom is frozen solid¹. Once completely filled AND frozen, the condom is inserted directly into the vaginal/anal cavity, wasting no time from the point of removal from the freezer, ensuring sheer "Alaskan" authenticity. At this point, the homemade sex toy can be left in the cavity, or inserted and removed continuously, as one would with a dildo. This may take quite some time to prepare indeed, so pre-planning is a must. However, there is nothing preventing the reuse of the "hot pocket."

¹The mean freezing point of human excrement is 14°F, -10°C, 263.2 K

The Night Before:
- Gertrude: I'm feeling saucy, Lionel. What do you say we go for another Hot Carl this evening?
- Lionel: Well Gertrude, that, in addition to a Dirty Gas Pump shall suffice for this evening, but I am midway through finishing that Alaskan Hot Pocket I informed you of over tea this afternoon.
- Gertrude: Ah, yes. I've been thinking about that since the moment you told of such. Tell me dear, when do you believe it will be completed?
- Lionel: I presume by early in the morrow.

Evening of Use:

- Lionel: Dear, are you well ready for that nice, frozen treat.
- Gertrude: Tally-ho! Let's get to work.

**After many sounds of faint moaning, groaning, and pain, both Lionel and Gertrude emerge from the dark corner of the third floor study, only to return the Alaskan Hot Pocket to the freezer.**

by Sir. Nigel Spalding, Esq., IV September 29, 2008