The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.
"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"
by Lynnich February 8, 2019
Get the Max Emug. by Beep beep imma russian tank November 7, 2022
Get the Emug. like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent
by arryboob June 10, 2024
Get the Fiddle E Willymug. 
you were bored. werent you?
you killed your keyboard just to end up with the letter e.
WHY ONLY FUCKING E?
you killed your keyboard just to end up with the letter e.
WHY ONLY FUCKING E?
by urlocaldumdum April 1, 2022
Get the emug. 