The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020
Get the Yankee candlemug. When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.
Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”
by XXXTENMAURYEL November 16, 2021
Get the Brazilian Yankee Doddlemug. by TheMadProfessor April 27, 2020
Get the yankeemug. Yankee (n.) — Informal: A habitual male masturbator; one who "yanks"/partakes in "yanking" way too much for their own good.
Also see: Wanker.
Obsolete: originally referred to Americans, especially from the northern United States.
Also see: Wanker.
Obsolete: originally referred to Americans, especially from the northern United States.
New: Fuck off wit' your circlejerk invitation, John, y'all just a bunch of yankees.
Old: Those bloody Yankees will put cheese on anything if you ask them.
Old: Those bloody Yankees will put cheese on anything if you ask them.
by MattsterWilford April 30, 2025
Get the Yankeemug. A intercourse type of act done between two men or women, Where you have intercourse with someone from the Southern States, while covered in dirt on your knees and shoulders, or even mud. (Usually only done in America).
"Man did you hear? That girl's pretty good at giving people a Dirty Yankee!, I got one yesterday, It was really hot but weird."
by RedMantis2077 July 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Yankeemug. by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025
Get the Yankee Dankee Doodle Shitemug. A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019
Get the Yankee Taxmug.