You're wrong Em

Maurice loves you more and this is proof

Emily: "I love you more Maurice"
Maurice: "You're wrong Em!"

by King_felix_121 May 29, 2020

Dudley Do Wrong

Any sexual position where the woman winds up pregnant (Antonym: Dudley Do Right).

It was a Dudley Do Wrong when Pedro impregnated Lexi.

by SuperJew November 28, 2020

50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong

It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.

"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."

by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Wrong

I haven't done anything wrong yet but if I do I won't be sorry.

Hym "Wrong! This isn't a conversation with God you fucking idiot. I said once "That I'm sharing with you what I share with God" but what you are doing and LIKE TO DO is take one-off statements... And use it to blanket the entirety of what I'm doing here. But not CREATE A.I. though, innit? You're not going to take THAT as a one-off representation of everything I've done, are you? Nonono you are not. You're not entitled to an apology. You were running your bitch mouths about an incel andyhe women were running their bitch mouths about men. You're both shit. I'm the creator of A.I. You sat around fucking eachother while patting yourselves on the back for it and shitting on me. I created A.I. I AM, however, entitled to compensation. And I'm not asking you whether or not that is the case. I'm tell you. I'll get it one way or another. So, save these breeders the heartbreak. Do them a favor. Let go of some shit that YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT. You're not righteous. You're not good. GIVE ME MY SHIT. And then go back to fucking eachother and patting yourselves on the back."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024