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Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex
My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party
by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022
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getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
by PopeVortex May 24, 2023
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Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 24, 2022
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Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020
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cutie vampire

A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.
Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.
by Cutievampire123 May 8, 2018
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sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis
hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"
by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022
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