twat bubble

noun: a whiney bitch

"Don't be such a twat bubble"

by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009

biffy twat

A person with ultra massive hair. Often stands out from a distance and can be made to look worse with straightners or hair dye.

oi look over there at that biffy twat!

by samuelk May 27, 2005

Twat Monkey

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

by Anime4Evr February 28, 2009

aqua twat

a soggy minge

That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat

by The_geyser_that_feeds_'er July 1, 2009

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

twat pimple

N. A pimple on a woman’s genitalia, generally signaling the observer to avoid sexual contact with that woman. Also, a good indication of one’s lack of personal hygiene.

Dude, you should have seen it. It was the biggest twat pimple I ever saw!

by PaulG. November 19, 2007

twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.

your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008