situational song

A song that perfectly depicts the current events and or feelings in your life.

Person A "shit my girl just dumped me"
Person B "I got the perfect situational song for this"

by WWYKI Octopus September 29, 2011

no music song

Lame instrumental music

What is this no music song?

by Pseudolive January 5, 2017

dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song

by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016

Tea Song

A song showing one's love for tea, often sung outside of the band hall after school

Tea song Ritualistic singing:
I like tea, i like tea, yes i do
tea is good for me, and, tea is good for you

by KUDDLE December 29, 2009

Song yew

A common dog's name.

Song Yew, roll over.

by Dr_Pakawat January 16, 2018

Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.

Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.

by NUboston August 7, 2011

Snowflake Song

The song of snowflakes, it goes like this:

*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the tundra, the snowy tundra, the snowflake sleeps tonight

*She's not a snowflake!*
In the tundra, the icy tundra, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the palace, Elsa's palace, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
In the palace, Elsa's palace, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
In the ice peaks, the pointy ice peaks, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
In the ice peaks, the freezing ice peaks, the snowflake sleeps tonight
*She's not a snowflake!*
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*not a snowflake* (x8)
*She's not a snowflake!*

"I swear guys, she's not a snowflake!"
"Yeah ok, tell me how your relationship goes with Olaf"
"She's not a snowflake!"
"Ok, time for the snowflake song"

by Rahand August 5, 2022