s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ August 31, 2011

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong September 27, 2015

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 05, 2022

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 07, 2014

That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022

sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.

That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.

by unlearn777 April 01, 2017

pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020