doing a Woodruff

Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.

"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"

by Dr Rosser August 12, 2009

do a chinese

1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.

2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.

You should go to jail if you do a chinese.

Search on google for: "chinese toddler hit and run"

by supermario1978 October 21, 2011

Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

Do a googs

Shorthand for doing a Google search.

What's the population of Phoenix? I don't know, do a googs!

by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013

no-see-do

when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.

Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.

Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.

by Strawberry-blond June 7, 2011

not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010