Minecraft

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019

Minecraftish

The complete and utter desire to play minecraft

"Hmm, I'm feeling very minecraftish today, I think I'll go mine diamonds."-noob69

by Three 6 9 May 28, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft

A game where u build shit

Ima play sum minecraft

by Boss87690 May 31, 2019

Minecraft

A game conceived by god to be played on multiple devices. This game is a 1st 2nd and 3rd person game. You have the power to do whatever you please in this game.

“Yo 🅱️hil u wanna play some Minecraft w/ me.”

by T-series succ March 25, 2019

Minecraft

The most nostalgic game ever that brings back childhood memories.

Dear Minecraft,

Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore

Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.

-A former Minecraft fan

by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019

Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church

“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police”
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”

by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019