shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

ricky ticky

Getting it done quickly, ASAP.

Do that shit ricky ticky.

by r00bs December 30, 2007

Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.

by Tarpie March 26, 2009

thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.

*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...

by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004

Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.

You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.

by austinphoenix December 24, 2009

Beat a gipsy ticket

If you can obtain this ticket, you can beat a gipsy without punishment.

Jack: Do you want a Beat a gipsy ticket?
Luigi: Yes!
Jack: You can print unlimited amount of that!

by BeatAfemboy April 8, 2021