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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.
Don’t speak the name of Weatherred
by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021
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fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
by ashproh December 7, 2011
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Weathered

Man that guy Tre is weathered.
by Swizzzzle June 1, 2018
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Beamish weather

The type of weather you typically find at the beamish museum in the north east of England. This weather makes a person feel drained, experience a headache and nausea.
Gee wiz, this beamish weather is killing me off... bring back the sun
by Swag and bone man June 17, 2020
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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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