When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.
Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!
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Remember Jim Morrison, he was an exceptional obsession vampire. The only thing that stopped him from the eternal trip of ecstasy was his vulnerable physical shell.
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James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
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I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
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Get the Vampire weekend mug.Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
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