by carnyLP July 19, 2022
Get the Nose Towelmug. It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
Get the Wet Towelmug. Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!
Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
Get the Cologne and hand towelsmug. Referencing to how someone is so faded about to pass out like their body is a towel hanging on a rack because the whole upper portion of the body is bent over and the arms and head are hanging down dangling towards the floor about to touch their toes.
Look, they be 'Towel Racking'
by Under92decibelz January 13, 2025
Get the Towel Rackingmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>mug. When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014
Get the Towel shimmymug. When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
Get the towel’s gambitmug.