snail-cliptik

Somebody dumb/stupid

Your snail-cliptik

by Nathan Brett June 19, 2017

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018

Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.

Time to take the snails for a long walk...

by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

snail snott

When the girls lady parts leave a semen trail.

Her 🐱left a snail snott trail on my bed

by Apg112 October 12, 2023