semen preserve

when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen

james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "

by urban bro creator January 19, 2017

pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear

Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 27, 2024

semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.

Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 13, 2017

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 15, 2010

Semen Huffer

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.

*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"

by motharoth November 25, 2021

funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 28, 2017