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Noah

by A_chicken_9999 May 8, 2018
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Noah

Noah has black curly hair and blue eyes. he plays baseball, wrestling and he does cross country. he loves back flips and he loves skittles.
yeet- what noah always says
by noah+cadence August 7, 2019
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noah

noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
by ducky you October 7, 2020
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Noah

Noah, he’s the type of person that legit doesn’t care about anything he won’t care if you die or get hurt...... he just won’t he can be really funny at times but be careful because he might call your boyfriend hot yeah that’s right if your friends with a Noah run as fast as you can
Noah-Christian you are so hot

Christian-Ummm Noah your gay

Maya- Oh... ok
by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019
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Noah

Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.
Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH
by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017
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Noah

Noah is a bad ass nigger with a lot of bitches and get hoes all the time loves football and still your bitch
Noah is a guy who get hoes
by Noah the greatest April 13, 2017
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Noah

A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga
"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"
by Boygothacked July 26, 2018
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