Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
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Get the kevinmug. Kevin is a slang term used as an antagonistic male character in memes. "Kevin" is generally characterized as an irritating, entitled man, who thinks he's perfect and feels the need to state his opinion on everything.
Instructor at a yoga class: Ok let's end with some gentle stretching.
Kevin: *starts doing acrobatics*
You: Calm down Kevin this is the fucking cool down
Kevin: *starts doing acrobatics*
You: Calm down Kevin this is the fucking cool down
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