whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.

"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."

by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

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couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 17, 2006

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Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

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couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

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These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.

Zand: "That couch tho."

Pel: "Tru."

by boilingpoop January 11, 2020

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