If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020
A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. March 23, 2018
Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion
by xOGxNinja January 29, 2016
by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵:()( August 18, 2022
When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024
When two women and one man get together and have sex. one women lays on the bed with her legs hanging off so the man can sand up and have sex with her, while the other women sits on the girl laying downs' face and proceeds to make out with the male.
guy1- Dude i heard you did a Vegas Tower with megan and ashley is that true?
guy2- hells ya bro! but remember what happens in veges stays in vegas so thats all i can tell you.
guy2- hells ya bro! but remember what happens in veges stays in vegas so thats all i can tell you.
by Anti-Product August 17, 2011
It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.
No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 02, 2022