Titanic

A watercraft vessel in which rich people pay a fortune to die on.

all those rich assholes paid $250,000 for a ticket to visit the Titanic and they all died.

The rich assholes thought that they were better than everyone else aboard the Titanic.....until it fuckin broke in half and sank to the bottom of the ice fuckin cold ocean......

by #AlexisMason June 22, 2023

a Titanic

Something grandiose with a spectacular budget and/or promotion. It has claimed to be to be "unsinkable," only to fail in an equally spectacular fashion, proving them wrong.

Origin and reference: White Star Line's RMS Titanic disaster in 1912.

TV series promoters: "Our multi million series is a triumph!"
Annoyed viewers: "Triumph, over what? It was more like a Titanic."

by Annaria February 24, 2023

Titanic wedgie

This is when all of you clothes are ripped off or wedgie off leaving you butt naked

My friend said that my titanic wedgies are the longest wedgies because I have a hard time ripping clothes that aren’t underwear

by The thinker maker February 26, 2023

Titanic

HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!

Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Wall Titans

(From the anime/manga, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan)
Giant titans that calls the walls of Paradis' walls a home, King Fritz used some Eldians and turned them into pure titans, 45 to 50 meters tall, 15 meters wide, and 5 meters across. They resemble Bertholdt's Colossus Titan, and releases massive heat.

These titans are weapons, used for world wide genocide. Only Eren (Main character of the story) has been able to use the full potential and start the Rumbling.

Armin: Wait, why does Eren need all of the wall titans in Shiganshina? Wait, he can't be commiting mass-genocide!

Eren: I'll use the wall titans to commit mass genocide and eradicate all life beyond the walls.

by brondamag March 16, 2023

Titanic

(V) the act of tying one’s sexual partner upside down from the ceiling and repeatedly dunking their head in a bucket of ice water and punching them in the face while they scream “Iceberg!”

“Seth was telling me that when he and Lexi were having sex she totally Titanic’ed him and he loved it!”

by Vorspiel123 March 29, 2023

Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024