The Stranger Stranger

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your friend as you fuck them in the ass. Because since you don't feel their penis, it's not gay.

Derek proclaimed, "No homo!" after giving his best bud the stranger stranger last night.

by DonKidick February 9, 2022

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Liquid Stranger

When you pee in someone else's pants while they are wearing them.

He loves to liquid stranger people at concerts.

by Goldbrick October 13, 2021

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A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

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Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!

me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.

by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021

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Stranger rape

Rape by a Stranger

I can't say if I was stranger rape.

by 459395 March 5, 2022

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The double stranger

To sit on both your penis and dominant hand until both are numb, then proceed to pleasure yourself. Since you've lost feeling in both, it feels like watching a person receive a handjob.

My internet was down last night and I wanted to watch someone get a handjob, so I gave myself the double stranger.

by Hawk84 May 20, 2021

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