A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
Best man in the world .
has a lot of mussles and he is handsome and the founder of the Tornado With beer he is a king
has a lot of mussles and he is handsome and the founder of the Tornado With beer he is a king
by Tarzan28 November 22, 2021
He's a character from AMC's show 'The Walking Dead' He lived in Alexandria and hes a loser. He was dating Enid, Enid wanted carl, He got mad, He aimed gun, Shot the gun and hit carl right eye while being sliced open by Michonne, he died. Skill issue Ngl
by #1 FNAF FAN July 04, 2023
On Saturday ,January 4th 2025, a legend was born. If you’ve ever been to Ober Gatlinburg, which is a ski hill in Gatlinburg, Tennessee on a Saturday recently, you may have met Ron(probably got fired). But there was foreign people on a gondola up to the actual ski hill, and Ron is not having them talk over him when he’s trying to talk about the Great Smoky Mountains, and in the middle of him talking about the fact that they are the #1 in the country of America. So Ron yells at these people to be quiet, but they think it’s a joke, so Ron yells at them the whole way up. And just a physical description, Ron smells like weed, has brown teeth, and probably has lice. So as we get off the gondola, Ron says, “Alright, who passed gas. Admit it.” And those are words to live by, and the gondola went dead silent. But then Ron blows it off. But yeah, go to Ober Gatlinburg and go meet Ron!
Racist Ron
by dakedakebird January 24, 2025
by Fillextra July 10, 2022