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dragonfly orgy

When siting on an inner tube on the lake and two mating dragonflies land on your toes
Yo!!! Guess what I just got back from the craziest dragonfly orgy!!!
by Kiwi loco July 19, 2017
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Discord Orgy

When you and your friends/fuck buddies join a Discord call and fuck together.
Friend: What were doing last night?
You: Oh, I was on a Discord Orgy last night.
Friend: Cool, can i join next time.
by Shrek's Cult April 10, 2021
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orgy sundae foo-fi

It’s where you fill a bunch of edible condoms with random colored whip cream. Than put them in buckets. Everyone wears revealing edible swimwear. Fun tease each other a bit. Than wildly throw the colored whip cream filled edible condoms at each other. Than let off edible confetti/sprinkles/ bombs. Afterwards shooting strawberry syrup, banana purée, and chocolate sauce filled water guns at each other. Lastly throwing sundae toppings, and balls of ice cream at each other. Than finally eating it off of each other wildly. Including edible swimwear. Concluding to wild orgy.
Mandy “Wow that orgy sundae foo-fi was crazy. Plus it was like Christmas combined with summer. Needless to say I was satisfied in more than one way.”
Tera “Wow! I wish I were you?”
by Amelia.Summers January 8, 2021
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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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orgy

Mass virus spreading event, similar to Trump rally, but instead of respiratory disease, STDs are being spread.
Person 1: I've been to that orgy, it was pretty fun.
Person 2: Dude, don't even come close to me, I don't want your HIV!
by MrBober August 5, 2021
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Polar Orgy

The chemical phenomenon in which semen mixes with Hydrochloric Acid.
Holy shit Mr. White look at the polar orgy that's happening in that beaker you just fucked!
by TheoLikesCheeseMoreThanJessica November 8, 2015
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hotel orgy

When a girl, and a guy, who work together, say in a real estate service industry, get down and dirty after drinking HARD and eating seafood.
Prior to the meeting Stemily and Jackson submitted to a Hotel Orgy by getting down and NASTY.
by Cha cha ha ha October 22, 2017
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