Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
by Sledgang... January 12, 2018

by That guy 69420 October 5, 2021

When two female bestfriends like the same guy and the guy chooses one over the other and splits the bestfriends up and makes them hate/fight each other
by Thatdood02 October 10, 2017

*watching ice age*
female specimen: omg is that owen faichney
boy: no that is sid the sloth from ice age
female specimen: omg is that owen faichney
boy: no that is sid the sloth from ice age
by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

Heavy fittttt,so gorgeous,really smart,love girl,good in bed,amazing kisser,sporty,always growls at people,kind hearted,good fashion sense,loves makeup,good looking,always smiling,amazing friends,amazing fighters xxxxx
by Kick kat January 1, 2018

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny
Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one
by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019
