owens winkie

Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.

Yuck did you guys hear about Owens winkie.

by Sledgang... January 12, 2018

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Greyson Owen

The most amazing person I've ever met, I've never met anybody like him, They make me so happy, Even if we're not together. I love him more than anything and I can't wait to grow up with them. My beautiful boy<33 1437!!

I love you more than anything, Greyson Owen.

by Moe!! June 10, 2022

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Owen Bullass

This long fingered decided to measure his finger in maths due to boredom, if spotting this one of a kind human who gets vexed over a pillow fight doesn't desearve a fighting chance againist shirley wirley. If currently cross passing with this depressed human please do call child support so he doesn't end his worthful life by rope, car, bus if spotting a bullass make sure to run away due to the vexingness he regains you. As seen below you can see the terrified human he is.

Owen Bullass goes a rump a trump dump

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017

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Owen effect

When two female bestfriends like the same guy and the guy chooses one over the other and splits the bestfriends up and makes them hate/fight each other

Bro that guy owen effected those girls so hard

by Thatdood02 October 10, 2017

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