Nonce

Another word for Tom Pulford

Have you heard about that nonce?? Oh you mean Tom pulford?

by JohnathanWickers June 8, 2024

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

Nonce

A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds

“Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe

by Muhammad’s worst nightmare July 11, 2020

stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

Nonce

Paedophile. A person who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU UTTER NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

nonce

also known as humaira ahmed due to her dodgy as fuck fringe xo

‘oh my god is that a nonce’
‘aha it’s just humaira’

by lil spanks October 31, 2019