Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Maria Emma

She is like the best girl on earth! She makes a very good sister, has a lot of humor, and is a great girl... Boys adore her secretly but they don't say so. Never let her go!! Maybe she gets moody but that is a sign to leave her alone.. she'll come sprinting back to you! She is romantic and is the kindest person on earth! (Boys fight over her behind her back ;))

Boy: I secretly like Maria Emma....
His friend: Ohh that angel!! I adore her!

by klemie_chick February 16, 2022

Maria elouisa

Have a pretty face and at the same time has a good heart. Sometimes she's mean but kind all the time. She gives love wholeheartedly to her love ones. She can be your bestfriend, sister, bro or whatever you needed. She'll give anything you want even though she's in pain.

Maria Elouisa loves to listen
Maria Elouisa cries alot but she is strong

by Maroa Elouisa November 24, 2021

The maria special

when your wife shits all over your sexy cock during anal

“whats that smell” “oh honey its just the maria special”

by raul navapipi June 2, 2019

Maria Høyvik

kjedelig norsk lærer

Maria Høyvik elsker nynorsk... det er ikke greit

by kekkekeke May 18, 2022

Rewerse Maria

When u have sex with someone and they do not know it

When u do a rewerse Maria.

by Ggbro.fistbump March 8, 2022

Maria out

What you say when you leave the room after making a really good point, winning an argument, or saying something a bit shocking. (even if your name isn't Maria). Similar to a mic drop.

Well guess what? I'm gay. Maria out.

You said that Jimin sounds gay? Well he's definitely a lot better looking than you'll ever be. *shows picture of Jimin* Maria out.

by dontstealmypuhd June 2, 2019