Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
Get the cactus drillmug. Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
by Vibrating3rdLeg June 29, 2020
Get the Cactusmug. when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
Get the fleshy cactusmug. A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.
Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.
by Sophssels September 8, 2025
Get the Cactus Jack'smug. When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021
Get the cactus cuddlingmug. When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
Get the cactus cakemug. by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
Get the cheese cactusmug.