random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"
by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023
Get the Lifemug. 
do i really need one -_-
In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened
"Thats life!"
Watch warriors of Virtue
In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened
"Thats life!"
Watch warriors of Virtue
by Atomangel December 13, 2012
Get the Lifemug. Life is death. You die when you live. Everything is nothing and nothing is everything and we are all going to die.
by \|/ January 8, 2017
Get the lifemug. 
Something you’ll never have, sorry to break it to you
((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))
((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))
by It was a lie January 31, 2019
Get the Lifemug. when someone asks how your doing, and your not doing good or bad just normal, so you say "life". When someone asks where the bathroom is and you don't wanna answer so you say "life"
by ahfukajshfk October 17, 2017
Get the lifemug.