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teabag

To place your nose in your bosses ass and his nuts in your mouth to obtain a raise or promotion using your "array of skills"
by mistrFistr April 10, 2007
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teabag

The act of slapping an unconscious person's face with the testicles by thrusting the pelvis.
The next time Harbole Doodlinsky falls asleep I'm gonna teabag that fucker.
by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003
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teabag

A person lacking in courage or moxie; a wuss or sissy.
C'mon dude, don't be a teabag! Drink the bathwater!
by qqq May 13, 2005
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Tabatha

Tabatha is a fucking hoe who will break your heart and play with your feelings.
Guy1 shes a hoe must be a tabatha
by Daddy jay29 September 22, 2020
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Okay, Thabang

When you're tired of explaining something to an idiot.
by abaddonsaves February 6, 2022
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teabag

To place one's nutsack over a second person's forehead(not the mouth as some accept) in an attempt to humiliate the victim to achieve a situation of laughter.
Check out google for pictures of teabag.
by kolinzo July 15, 2009
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Teabag Escapading

The art of teabag escapading consists of variations of several outdoor sports adpated to be played indoors with limited equipment. Essentially, a freshly squeezed teabag(preferable of the herbal variety as they do not stain)is tied tightly and is used as the primary piece of equipment for the various activities.

* Kitchen Teabagging: This form involves throwing the teabag into the kitchen sink from various locations around the kitchen basketball style. The splashback/wall may be used as a back board and shots can be made from a sitting or standing position. If the teabag is successfully thrown into the sink it's one point. This game can be played with 2 or more players

* Cricket Teabagging: This form involves using a teabag as the ball and a dessert spoon as the bat. You can use a cup as the wicket. If the bag is hit off the table on the full it's 6 points, if it reaches the edge of the table it's 4 points. If someone catches the teabag you're out, if the teabag hits the wicket you're out. This game can be played with 2 or more players.

* Clown Teabagging: This form involves one person opening their mouth and moving their head side to side while the other person aims to throw the teabag into the open mouth. This game can be played with two or more players.
Miffy: I'm so bored tonight
Fred: Feel like little Teabag Escapading?
Miffy: Bring it on!
by the Token Redhead March 7, 2011
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